Friday, July 03, 2009

Extreme Domesticatedness

I'd been griping

about our chintzy vacuum cleaner not being able to do ANYTHING with our carpet. We've got tracked-in dirt ( can't convert the hubs to barefootedness, alas ) , cat hair ( and other cat-related unspeakables ), and basically things that make me cringe making the carpet a mess.

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So, I was QUITE overjoyed when the hubs surprised me with a COMMERCIAL grade vacuum cleaner. Women's lib organizations around the world are probably giving me dirty looks, but I LOVE my new vacuum cleaner, so there.

Introducing the Eureka Commercial High Filtration Upright Vacuum - Yellow C2094. Be sure your carpet gets a deep clean with this commercial upright vacuum. Allergen micron filtration removes dust mites, ragweed and pollen, while the Vibra Groomer I brush roll cleaning action vibrates out deeply embedded dirt for a thorough clean.

Eureka Part Number: C2094H

Features

  • 7-amp motor provides the suction power you need to get the job done
  • Allergen micron filtration system removes 100% of dust mites, ragweed and pollen, as well as particles 15 times smaller than the diameter of a human hair, so you can breathe easier ( yay for us atopic individuals )
  • Vibra Groomer I brush roll cleaning action vibrates dirt that is embedded in the carpet to ensure a deep clean
  • 6-position carpet height adjustment allows you to find the right brush roll height for different carpet and floor surfaces
  • Headlight reveals hidden dirt, so you don't miss any areas ( like, woah )
  • 50' power cord stops you from unplugging and moving the cord when cleaning larger rooms ( I mean, 50 freaking feet! from one end of the house to the other wouldn't take anywhere near 50 feet! )

I am also reminded of the blender blunder scene from Father of The Bride where Steve Martin's daughter's fiance gives her a blender as a wedding present and she's all up in arms and in tears and wanting to call the wedding off. LOL


2 comments:

McMGrad89 said...

Can I borrow it? LOL I think we need more than professional help. Maybe a small explosion?

Asianmommy said...

Ooh! Very nice!