I'm no Chinese Acrobat

or contortionist,

but when the little boy looks at me and goes, "Mama, tent, pleeeeeeeeeaaassseeeee? Sit down, pleaaaaaaasseeeeee?", it is VERY difficult to keep saying "No, mama's back hurts", especially when after you say that, the little boy comes over and kisses the "owie" on your back so that it'll feel better.